There she is the blushing bride and what the fuck is she wearing on her head?! It was noted that one of the guest said she looked very Armenian. That is the worst compliment ever! It meant they had nothing nice to say. Let's just analayze the items I was disappointed with as of today. First lets talk about the color scheme it was black and white with a splash of no color. That is right no accent the cake even had black frosting. I happen to love wedding cake. But, if a cake had frost that resembled a new born baby's turd no thanks. Also how boring and not creative can you be....it's played out Kim.
The next thing would be Humps. Who's bright idea was it for him to wear a white tux? I'm sorry but white tuxes scream sixteen year olds at prom. It just looks awful in the photos and does nothing for him. On to Kim K......boring. There was not a single thing exciting about her Vera Wang. The head piece was the worst. It looks like she borrowed it from the belly dances at her favorite Armenian restaurant carousel. Oh and yes I watch the show that is how I know where they eat. But any way I hated all of it. Her planner and publicist showed both be fired and I was much more impressed by Khole's wedding.
However never fear the British have saved the summer. Because no matter how tacky and unfun Kim K's wedding was we can always look to fabulous WAG Abby Clancey and her picture of wedding perfection. Look how distinguished Peter looks in his black tux. Leaves you thinking Kim who?
